sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

(via ugly)

the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

(Source: meloetta, via ugly)

weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

(via ugly)

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via ugly)

odair:

how is any of this considered blogging

(via ugly)

prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

(Source: prevalere, via ugly)

funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

(via ripdrake)

(Source: kylieskj, via fluerly)

yanyan-c:

Green spikey plantation on white

(via oa-th)

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yanyan-c:

Green spikey plantation on white

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phleps:

theirye’re* 

(via acomas)

squareclocks:

kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

Slam me in my tender butthole 


I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase. 

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(Source: instagram.com, via oa-th)